The Truth of the Matter

We have honed the powers of fission, fusion, and antimatter growth in order to create the most reliable and innovative light bulbs on the market. 

We offer our blueprints, because we know that our research has stepped into what will likely initiate an evolution in the human form.

We may not be factual (we here at E-nLightenment Boutique operate within the entirely fictional), but we sure as heck feel real!